This is a continuation of the earlier posts to enumerate funny software engineering practice:
110) Build a product that starts to sound discrepant in the ads as releases slip.
111) Build a product that does not uninstall clean
112) Build a product that leaves artifacts even when the customer does not want it
113) Build a product that makes it annoying for the customers to switch out components
114) Build a product that improves security with a trade-off on convenience.
115) Build a product that provides inadequate segregation of user activities or secrets letting others to see the actions taken.
116) Build a product that provides that behaves well in development but fail in production because of deficiencies in system resources.
117) Build a product that is considered golden only to find that the customer has been using an incorrect version
118) Build a product that takes a sweeping approach of solving problems by updating versions while not sufficiently resolving special cases.
119) Build a product that takes does not have sufficient levers to resolve small customer cases.
120) Build a product that takes a lot of effort involved in explaining workarounds when a feature could be added.
121) Build a product where the cost of servicing overwhelms the amortized cost of purchase.
122) Build a product where the customers are enticed to subscription model or cloud tenancy only to discover the total cost to be significantly high for developmental activities
123) Build a product where the customers have to deal with two problems simultaneously: on-premise as well as cloud encumbrances
124) Build a product that requires subscription to services and use the legal language in the contract to extort payments
125) Build a product that requires processing power that is only available on desktops.
126) Build a product that is not elastic I’m storage, compute and networking only to be surprised by crowd peak traffic
127) Build a product that has little or no configuration option for sources of input prompting dedicated instances for different use cases
128) Build a product that reveals hidden bugs after warranty period
129) Build a product where the maker funds white hat discovery of vulnerabilities which prompt the customer to upgrade
130) Build a product with changing goals for v1 while the market tide would have lifted any v1 for immediate business need and with a compelling v2 to establish business.
110) Build a product that starts to sound discrepant in the ads as releases slip.
111) Build a product that does not uninstall clean
112) Build a product that leaves artifacts even when the customer does not want it
113) Build a product that makes it annoying for the customers to switch out components
114) Build a product that improves security with a trade-off on convenience.
115) Build a product that provides inadequate segregation of user activities or secrets letting others to see the actions taken.
116) Build a product that provides that behaves well in development but fail in production because of deficiencies in system resources.
117) Build a product that is considered golden only to find that the customer has been using an incorrect version
118) Build a product that takes a sweeping approach of solving problems by updating versions while not sufficiently resolving special cases.
119) Build a product that takes does not have sufficient levers to resolve small customer cases.
120) Build a product that takes a lot of effort involved in explaining workarounds when a feature could be added.
121) Build a product where the cost of servicing overwhelms the amortized cost of purchase.
122) Build a product where the customers are enticed to subscription model or cloud tenancy only to discover the total cost to be significantly high for developmental activities
123) Build a product where the customers have to deal with two problems simultaneously: on-premise as well as cloud encumbrances
124) Build a product that requires subscription to services and use the legal language in the contract to extort payments
125) Build a product that requires processing power that is only available on desktops.
126) Build a product that is not elastic I’m storage, compute and networking only to be surprised by crowd peak traffic
127) Build a product that has little or no configuration option for sources of input prompting dedicated instances for different use cases
128) Build a product that reveals hidden bugs after warranty period
129) Build a product where the maker funds white hat discovery of vulnerabilities which prompt the customer to upgrade
130) Build a product with changing goals for v1 while the market tide would have lifted any v1 for immediate business need and with a compelling v2 to establish business.
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